some random person.

learning.

sleeping with 1/3 probability.

projecting.

(idk what to put here).

enjoying my life in St. Louis, Misery (er… Missouri).

crafting dodecahedra.

wasting time as efficiently as possible.

trying to master algorithmic wizardry.

doing random stuff.

writing probably very useless programs.

paralyzed as to what I should write here.

trying to find time to actually read real books.

formerly making forges talk to each other.

taking 3 GB of glorious Sydney the cat photos.

giving people seizures.

joining fun (mostly harmless) cults: Ali’s, Zumba, 152, 854, Benq, debobanation by kebab skewer, daily-driving kelvins, Genghis Impact (ask me about these sometime!)

shilling my friends’ amazing and much cooler websites.

faithfully cataloguing my horde.

teaching neural networks to be dumb.

looking up images online of chevrotains, jerboas, kit foxes, Pallas’s cats, potoos, and camels, which you should too, because it will instantly make your day better.

breaking Arch Linux machines.

discovering BenQ’s secret.

using awesome software.

proving that spelling reform is NP-hard, like seriously.

doing math unironically.

catching mice.

being the chaotic evil archnemesis of untitled.website.

hiding tiny puzzles in random places throughout this website.

amazed that special patterns in my biological neural networks transcribed into Markdown pushed to a Git repo on XVM HTMLified by a post-receive hook running Hugo with the Gokarna theme transmitted over HTTP/3 by Caddy displayed on your screen have now created special patterns in your biological neural networks too.

still alive.

(this line is reserved for future bug fixes)

paralyzed by the infinite possibilities for each day.

atrocious at writing poetry.

pi.