Here’s a map of the US states that I’ve been to, where blue states are places I’ve lived in for more than a few days, and red states are places I’ve walked around outside in (so stopping at the airport doesn’t count). Or you can interpret it as a very weird political map. Wyoming Highway 135 is the best road in the world, fight me.

US map

Regions with emoji flags that I’ve been to: πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¨πŸ‡³πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡­πŸ‡°πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΌπŸ‡―πŸ‡΅πŸ‡²πŸ‡΄

See the vacation tag for my blog posts about traveling.

National parks

All the US national parks I’ve been to:

NameDescription
EvergladesCan’t remember cause I was two years old
Gateway ArchOnly became a national park in 2018 so I haven’t been there while it’s been a national park
Dry TortugasOh no the jellyfish they’re in my eyes
OlympicSadly no medals when you reach the mountain summits
Mount RainierBottled at the source!
Petrified ForestReally scary
Grand CanyonDon’t jump
Bryce CanyonMy favorite, also in Minecraft
ZionDefinitely don’t be an idiot
YosemiteOverrated just like macOS
Rocky MountainMy sister got altitude sickness
BadlandsGood sheep, bad lands
Wind CaveNooooo the cave tours were sold out, but they had coyotes
YellowstoneOverrated but has some cool geothermal stuff and a supervolcano
Grand TetonMini Yellowstone