Current
| Type | Model | OS | CPU | GPU | RAM | Time used | Commentary |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Laptop | Dell XPS 13 L321X | Haiku | 4x Intel Core i5-2467M 2.3 GHz | Intel HD Graphics 3000 | 4 GB | 2022-11-24 to now | Runs Haiku perfectly yay |
| Server | Xen HVM | NixOS | 1x Intel Xeon E5-2620 2.0 GHz | None | 512 MB | 2022-09-08 to now | Tiny but gets the job done |
| Laptop | Lenovo ThinkPad X1 Yoga Gen 6 | NixOS | 8x Intel Core i5-1135G7 4.2 GHz | Intel Iris Xe | 16 GB | 2022-05-18 to now | Great keyboard but otherwise awful build quality, one of the USB-C ports is unreliable, DO NOT BUY ONE WITH A “PRIVACY GUARD” SCREEN |
| Phone | Google Pixel 6 | GrapheneOS | 2x Cortex-X1 2.8 GHz, 2x Cortex-A76 2.25 GHz, 4x Cortex-A55 1.8 GHz | Mali-G78 MP20 | 8 GB | 2022-03-19 to now | Great phone, although a bit large |
| Tablet | Nintendo Switch (unpatched) | LineageOS | 4x ARM Cortex-A57 1.02 GHz | Nvidia GM20B 768 MHz | 4 GB | 2020-03 to now | Works great as an Android tablet |
| Calculator | TI-Nspire CX CAS (rev v) | Ndless | 1x ARM9-26EJ-S 132 MHz | None | 64 MB | 2017-05 to now | The perfect GBA emulator calculator |
Unused
| Type | Model | OS | CPU | GPU | RAM | Time used | Commentary |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Audio player | iPod shuffle (2nd gen) | Default | 2x ARM7TDMI 90 MHz | None | 32 MB | 2018 to 2023 | Does one thing and does it well |
| Tablet | Kindle Keyboard | Default | 1x Freescale i.MX35 532 MHz | None | 256 MB | 2018 | I should try jailbreaking it sometime… |
| Server | Nintendo Wii U | ArchPOWER | 3x IBM PowerPC Espresso 1.24 GHz | AMD Radeon-based Latte 550 MHz | 2 GB | 2018-07 to 2025-08 (gave it to a friend who never used it so I asked for it back to salvage its external HDD) | Has a bizarre CPU with bad software compatibility |
| Calculator | TI-84 Plus CE | TI-OS | 1x Zilog eZ80 48 MHz | None | 4 MB | 2018-05 to 2019 | Nspires are better |
| Calculator | TI-Nspire CX CAS (rev w) | Ndless | 1x ARM9-26EJ-S 132 MHz | None | 64 MB | 2017-04 to 2019 | This specific revision has worse performance compared to my other Nspire |
| Laptop | Lenovo ThinkPad Yoga 14 Signature Edition | Linux Mint | 4x Intel Core i5-6200U 2.8 GHz | Intel HD Graphics 520, Nvidia GeForce 940M | 8 GB | 2016-08 to 2022-05-08 | This is peak ThinkPad 10/10 |
| Console | Nintendo Wii (Red) | Wii OS with Homebrew | 1x IBM PowerPC Broadway 729 MHz | ATI Hollywood 243 MHz | 88 MB | 2010 to 2021 | My childhood |
| Console | Nintendo DSi | hiyaCFW | 1x ARM9 133 MHz | None | 16 MB | 2009 to 2020 | My childhood |
Broken, returned, or sold
| Type | Model | OS | CPU | GPU | RAM | Time used | Commentary |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FPGA | Alchitry Au+ | None | Xilinx Artix 7 XC7A100T (yes I know this isn’t a CPU) | None | 256 MB | 2025-03-01 to 2025-10-12 (donated to SIPB) | I can’t write hardware, only Lean |
| Laptop | HP EliteBook 845 G7 | Windows 11 Enterprise | 16x AMD Ryzen 7 PRO 4750U 4.1 GHz | AMD Radeon Graphics | 32 GB | 2024-05-20 to 2024-08-02 (internship) | I hate Microsoft Teams |
| Laptop | Lenovo ThinkPad X1 Yoga Gen 6 | Arch Linux | 8x Intel Core i5-1135G7 4.2 GHz | Intel Iris Xe | 8 GB | 2022-05-11 to 2022-05-18 (returned, defective) | As I said above, awful build quality |
| Server | The exozyme server | Arch Linux | 24x AMD Ryzen 9 5900X 4.8 GHz | AMD Radeon RX 6600 XT 1968 MHz | 32 GB | 2021-03-27 to 2024-12-24 (sold to a friend) | Powerful, but also a power hog |
| Phone | Apple iPhone 6s | Jailbroken iOS | 2x ARMv8-A Twister 1.85 GHz | PowerVR Series7XT 650 MHz | 2 GB | 2020 to 2022-03-19 | I hate iOS |
| Console | Nintendo Switch (patched) | Horizon OS | 4x ARM Cortex-A57 1.02 GHz | Nvidia GM20B 768 MHz | 4 GB | 2019-03-03 to 2020-04 (sold on eBay) | Sold it at the start of the pandemic for around MSRP! |
| Laptop | MacBook Air (13-inch, 2017) | macOS | 4x Intel Core i5-5350 2.9 GHz | Intel HD Graphics 6000 | 8 GB | 2018-09 to 2022-05-13 (school) | In 10th grade I rooted it using social engineering, but my school wasn’t so happy |
| Tablet | iPad Mini 4 | iOS | 2x ARMv8-A Typhoon 1.5 GHz | PowerVR GX6450 | 2 GB | 2017-08 to 2018-05 (school) | I hate iOS |
| Phone | Apple iPhone 4s | iOS | 1x ARM Cortex-A9 1.0 GHz | PowerVR SGX543MP2 200 MHz | 512 MB | 2017 | I hate iOS |
| Calculator | TI-84 Plus SE | TI-OS | 1x Zilog Z80 15 MHz | None | 128 KB | 2014 to 2021 (sold) | The classic TI calculator |