some random person.
learning.
sleeping with 1/3 probability.
(idk what to put here).
enjoying my life in St. Louis, Misery (er… Missouri).
crafting dodecahedra.
wasting time as efficiently as possible.
trying to master algorithmic wizardry.
doing random stuff.
writing probably very useless programs.
paralyzed as to what I should write here.
trying to find time to actually read real books.
formerly making forges talk to each other.
taking a ton of photos of Sidney the cat.
spending hours copying posts from my five previous blogs to this website and too tired to convert the ancient BBCode posts to Markdown.
you should really check out my friends’ sites.
faithfully cataloguing my horde.
training neural networks to be dumb.
looking up images online of chevrotains, jerboas, kit foxes, Pallas’s cats, potoos, and camels, which you should too, because it will instantly make your day better.
using awesome software.
proving that spelling reform is NP-hard, like seriously.
doing math unironically.
catching mice.
being the chaotic evil archnemesis of untitled.website.
seeding this website with tons of secret easter eggs.
amazed that special patterns in my biological neural networks transcribed into Markdown documents pushed to a bare Git repo on XVM HTMLified by a post-receive hook running Hugo with Gokarna transmitted over HTTP/3 by Caddy displayed on your screen have now created special patterns in your biological neural networks too.
still alive.
(this line is reserved for future bug fixes)
paralyzed by the infinite possibilities for each day.
atrocious at writing poetry.
pi.