some random person.
learning.
sleeping with 1/3 probability.
(idk what to put here).
enjoying my life in St. Louis, Misery (er… Missouri).
crafting dodecahedra.
wasting time as efficiently as possible.
trying to master algorithmic wizardry.
doing random stuff.
writing probably very useless programs.
shilling my friends’ amazing and much cooler websites.
trying to find time to actually read real books.
formerly making forges talk to each other.
taking 3 GB of glorious Sydney the cat photos.
joining fun (mostly harmless) cults: Ali’s, Zumba, 152, 854, Benq, kebab skewer debobanation, kelvins, banana snapping, Genghis Impact (ask me about these sometime!)
doing math, math, math, math, and more math!
faithfully cataloguing my horde.
teaching neural networks to be dumb.
looking up images online of chevrotains, jerboas, kit foxes, Pallas’s cats, potoos, and camels, which you should too, because it will instantly make your day better.
using awesome software.
proving that spelling reform is NP-hard, like seriously.
being the chaotic evil archnemesis of untitled.website.
turning this website into a nice fun little puzzle.
amazed that special patterns in my biological neural networks transcribed into Markdown pushed to a Git repo on XVM HTMLified by a post-receive hook running Hugo with the Gokarna theme transmitted over HTTP/3 by Caddy displayed on your screen have now created special patterns in your biological neural networks too.
still alive.
(this line is reserved for future bug fixes)
paralyzed by the infinite possibilities for each day.
atrocious at writing poetry.
pi.